Rough Script...

FADE IN

EXT. SKY OVER LOOKING A FOREST -- DAYTIME

The camera pans through an army of helicopters over looking a forest.
The camera focuses on one helicopter with BOB located inside.

INT. HELICOPTER -- DAYTIME

BOB (30 year old army soldier) excitedly awaits departure onto the enemy.
Three other soldiers conjest behind him.

BOB
I can't wait to hear those idiots beg
for their lives!

The soldiers surround BOB with many smiling faces of agreement. Camera
cuts toward the piolit.

PIOLIT
Departure in 3...2...1...

All the solders depart from the plane. The camera follows the path of
BOB's departure through his eye of sight.

EXT. SKY -- DAYTIME

As he falls through the air, it is now time for departure of the parachutte.
As BOB pulls the string for his chutte, nothing happens. He glances back
up at the plane with a very annoyed and angry emotion.

BOB
(with a very scared expression) Not
again!

As he digs through the backpack on his back, he finds an umbrella and uses
it to float downward. A very satisfied look appears across his face.
This is when BOB pulls out many different floating devices that all end up
breaking and making him fall faster. The camera is focusing on BOB from a
frontal view for the majority of this sequence. As he approaches the ground,
BOB falls down and creates a big boom sound.

EXT. GROUND BRIM OF THE FOREST -- DAYTIME

He plummets to the ground with a loud boom. The camera shows BOB's reaction
before the audience sees what appears before him. A few soldiers are
surround BOB at gunpoint.

ENEMY SOLDIER #1
Any last spoken words you desire to
speak?

BOB
(he looks up to the sky for hope from
God) I stand ground for my country!

ENEMY SOLDIER #2
That's original.

BOB gives the soldiers a disgusting look of an "I hope you die" expression.
Suddenly, an umbrella, .... all hit an enemy one by one. Bob looks up to
the sky in thankfullness. The camera leaves the story by stalking BOB.